Because I am vain, please look at this. Please?
I'm very proud.
And, yeah, vain.
My right inner ear has been twitching for daaaaaays. I'm slowly going mad. MAD, I tell you!! Twitch. Twitch.
I think I might be jaw-clenching at night, so I'm wondering if the two are related.
Riveting bit of information, I know.
It's been a slow news week.
I didn't mean to offend anyone with my last post, by the way. I absolutely know that those kinds of offhanded remarks aren't said to hurt me. I know they're simply meant as jokes and, sometimes, as tension cutters. And I know that parents have been offering to give away their children in jest for as long as humans have been breeding.
I totally know that.
I'm just sayin' that it's not always all that funny to me. That's all.
But then again, the world isn't here to amuse me. I know that too. Seriously, I really do, despite evidence to the contrary...