I have a secret.
Actually I probably have more than just the one, but I've forgotten what they are. Evidently I'm an excellent person to tell a secret to.
I can't say anything more about my secret until someone tells me I can, so please don't ask. Believe me, I'm hoping it'll be soon because it's a good one - a real humdinger - and I'm dying to squawk.
But I shall remain ever-patient. With my trap firmly shut.
It might be possible to bribe me with chocolate, just so you know.