My beloved just pulled an origami vagina out of his wallet to show me. He made it by accident while he was standing talking to a co-worker yesterday (a male one, thank goodness). He didn't realize it until he took a good look at it, so evidently he's an idiot savant whose talent is creating female genitalia sculptures out of paper.
He saved it to show me. He said "you keep that". For what purpose I don't know, except that every time I look at it I laugh.
Oh, maybe that's why.